Wow. I was thirsty. Or should I sat fricking starved. As you can see the lovely English weather in the background. Oh god. Now my mums having a go about trust. I wish she'd just shush her face. It's only been a day and she's already noticing change. I've been out of hospital for 5 weeks. I'm not that obvious am I? Oh crap. I better move my backside before I become tonight's dinner. Aaaaah!